9/11 - The consequences
9/11 was no joke, but its repercussions were. On my trip to Mumbai, I saw a list of banned items in aircrafts. Here is how the list goes...
1. Knives
2. Scissors (longer than 6 cms)
3. Pistols
4. Axes
5. Mace
6. Shotguns
7. Rifles
8. Hand Grenades
9. Toy Guns
10. Gunpowder
11. Fireworks
12. Gas stoves
13. Martial Arts weapons
14. Machine Guns [ :|]
15. Swords
16. Meat cleavers
17. Gun lighters
18. Hammers and Shovels (As if I couldnt part with them)
19. Large and Heavy tools (see above)
20. Sabers
21. Explosives
22. Pickles and Spices (My grandmom was apparently gonna throw it in the pilots eyes)
23. Golf Clubs
24. Matchboxes
25. Radio Devices
The list is purely paranoid and not to mention stupid. Even worse, after confiscating my Grandmoms pickles and my Cousin sisters paper scissors, THEY SERVED A METAL SERRATED STEAK KNIFE INFLIGHT.
These airlines are crazy
Sayonara,
Antarius
P.S Trip was lousy... They didnt let me carry my machine gun onboard
1. Knives
2. Scissors (longer than 6 cms)
3. Pistols
4. Axes
5. Mace
6. Shotguns
7. Rifles
8. Hand Grenades
9. Toy Guns
10. Gunpowder
11. Fireworks
12. Gas stoves
13. Martial Arts weapons
14. Machine Guns [ :|]
15. Swords
16. Meat cleavers
17. Gun lighters
18. Hammers and Shovels (As if I couldnt part with them)
19. Large and Heavy tools (see above)
20. Sabers
21. Explosives
22. Pickles and Spices (My grandmom was apparently gonna throw it in the pilots eyes)
23. Golf Clubs
24. Matchboxes
25. Radio Devices
The list is purely paranoid and not to mention stupid. Even worse, after confiscating my Grandmoms pickles and my Cousin sisters paper scissors, THEY SERVED A METAL SERRATED STEAK KNIFE INFLIGHT.
These airlines are crazy
Sayonara,
Antarius
P.S Trip was lousy... They didnt let me carry my machine gun onboard
Enlightenment courtesy of Antarius @ 10:18 PM
30 Comments:
I forgot..
Mumbai airport specifically disallows Bows and Arrows to be carried onboard
Also, did someone try to get on with the line
All my mace are belong to us?
i know exactly what you mean
i couldnt get my nukes to chennai
had to leave them in mumbai :-(
but on mysecond trip i noticed the list didnt mention nukes so i packed them in my backpack :D
evidently the radiation went and affected your brain during the flight
now i have a target for my nuke :->
and the radiation is periodic... lead to Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha perchance?
i think you donthave any matterin your head only radiation :D
LOL.. hehe...funny kidz..
To all those of you who are bothered:
I broke this holy list of bannished items once... carried a dead AA shell through Dubai airport... anyone wanna hear?
in youre jacket pocket... dont omit that
Yo, u forgot IN mumbai...
NO RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS
AND NO DANGEROUS CHEMICALS
(they show this pic which luks like its ripped of jekyl( sp?!?!) and hyde
ohh right...
So... HB, how did you carry it aboard?
Threatened to give a speech?
(Hint! Hint!)
Paranoid isn't the word.
If your trip had been more recent, they would have also banned belts, and probably even clothes ;) and I wouldn't call it consequences of 9/11. It would be because of the IISc incident.
btw, here's what Manmohan Singh (Indian Prime Minnister for non-Indians) had to say about it:
No force on earth can weaken India's resolve
"It is a symbol of success of Indian science and technology, of our emergence as a knowledge power, that the symbols and temples of our knowledge society and today being targeted by terrorists"
-- Excerpt, The Hindu dated January 6th 2006.
thats funny
Thanks!
Lol.. saw the same sorta stuff at Blore Airport a few years ago.
I doubt the presence of axes and maces in that list though...
I carried an AA shell through Dubi airport once...
Luckily, I was with my grandmother and sister, so they didn't suspect my real motive - GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
with ONE AA shell??? wow... thats called world domination in my pocket type thing
See, what I wanted to do was:
Shoot down Air Force one from Swiss Military teritory.
This will cause a vendetta between a Nuclear country and an Anti nuclear country, no guesses to who will win.
America will invade Switzerland and capture it and all the Swiss banks. Not to mention the mad cows.
This act will anger 96.363% of the world as 96.363% of the world keeps their money in Switzerland/Swiss banks.
That 96.363% will attack America, causing a nuclear war between America and the rest of the world. However, due to the mad cows, India will not join this war.
Hence, in the debris of the omnicidal cataclysm to follow, INDIA will emerge unscathed and the new MASTER OF HUMANITY!!!
However, my plan failed as the bullet was confiscated in Dubai.
So sad...
Cool! And while you're at it, I think I misplaced my green chaddis as well...
to cover ur 3.14 green buttocks??
Only you, Dhruv, have PI buttocks...
2 behind and 1.14159 in front...
o_0
better than your 1.14 behind and two in front ;)
Is a pi butt better than a phi butt? A phi butt has got to be smaller rite, its 1.6 something
So phi buttocks means having 2 buttocks behind and -0.382 buttocks in front???
0_o
neon!
Secret has been revealed at last???
That you have 2 behind and 1.14159 in front?
Obviously sciz!! How else could he know about anyone else's?
He confessed himself!
lol... thank you
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