Monday, December 19, 2005

Water Problems

Greetings,

Question: Which river water, when mixed with anything, be it edible or not, in the ratio of 1.618:1 is poisonous to consume?

Answer: The river NILE
Reason: 1.618 parts Nile water gives you Phi-Nile which is a cleaning fluid which will kill you

Signing off feeling phi-ne,
Antarius

12 Comments:

Blogger Antarius said...

man. thats so not related... ur first bit and second are totally different tense.

So. the Antarius Solution?
RELAX

8:22 AM, December 19, 2005  
Blogger Antarius said...

lol.
I made that comment to pull a pun on the TENSE. Wrong TENSE so relax... I hope that you understood that...

:|

6:41 PM, December 19, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really funny
loved that one liner too "with great power.."

12:24 AM, December 20, 2005  
Blogger Vishal 'Tommy' Thomas said...

haha... phi-shing fer applause eh??

12:52 AM, December 20, 2005  
Blogger Antarius said...

lol... Tommy
genius minds think alike!!!!

1:50 AM, December 20, 2005  
Blogger cows said...

Are you phi-nished with the lameness, dhruv? Phi-nally, I start to think that your blog is becoming a dexent site and then this in-phi-nitely stupid piece of work. What next? What d-e-m-e-nted id-e-a will you think of n-e-xt? Will it be a smart, snap-pi joke? Or w-i-ll i-t suck l-i-ke th-i-s paragraph that I-m typ-i-ng...?

3:29 AM, December 20, 2005  
Blogger L. said...

AAAAAAAAARGH!

3:48 AM, December 20, 2005  
Blogger Antarius said...

hey Lord Kungai
What about the cute Phi-s

4:26 AM, December 20, 2005  
Blogger N said...

phi! phi do u do this to us!!

12:51 AM, December 22, 2005  
Blogger Antarius said...

because I phi-le like it

1:03 AM, December 22, 2005  
Blogger Antarius said...

then it was a phi-lick

12:56 AM, December 23, 2005  
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