Unquotable Quotes - 4

The unquotable quotes are back.

1. "Let the final velocities be v1 and v2 and the initial velocities be u1 and u2. Let the points they reach be P(x1,y1) and Q(x2,y2). The forces acting are a and b and they make an angle of Alpha and theta with the horizontal...." - wonder whether his brain cells were number b1 and b2...only

2. "Let the height of the triangle be Y. To solve the sum, let Y = 0" - Great triangle.

3. The teacher said, "V2", and a genius in the class replies "Ours one"

4. "Is you Islam?" - Biased Teacher to a muslim student. Does he know religions?

5. "Its 13 minutes to the finish. And they equalise. Talk about a LAST MINUTE goal" - Someone, get him a watch

6. "This homework, on monday morning I want you all to produce me" - Man, this is a Physics assignment!!

7. "You cannot use Alpha, only Theta" - Physics teacher (above) on my statement that 'Let the angle of incidence be Alpha"

8. "My Mercedes was being shipped from Delhi, but the ship sank midway" - Geography expert pointing put the benefits of interlinking the rivers

9. "The Equator passes through Chennai" - The man of point 8 was given a run for his money by the rechristened EquatorSelva

10. "I'll see you in hell" - is that the speakers final destination then?

11. "Are you stupid? That is a rhetoric, do not answer that question" - What an insult!

12. "Welcome to Fourth and lovely , fair umpire" - Charu Sharma. Thats shinier than Moso.

13. "Do you have a phone?" - Survey question asked from Bangalore across a.... you guessed it... phone!

14. "People are hitting trains into each other and blaming it on me" - Laloo on the high accident rate since he took office

15. "Quit monkeying around" - Mother monkey to children ;)

Hope you enjoy. All are true except the last one...

In the middle of my boards now, but I live to entertain... Best of luck!

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Antarius