9/11 - The consequences

9/11 was no joke, but its repercussions were. On my trip to Mumbai, I saw a list of banned items in aircrafts. Here is how the list goes...

1. Knives
2. Scissors (longer than 6 cms)
3. Pistols
4. Axes
5. Mace
6. Shotguns
7. Rifles
8. Hand Grenades
9. Toy Guns
10. Gunpowder
11. Fireworks
12. Gas stoves
13. Martial Arts weapons
14. Machine Guns [ :|]
15. Swords
16. Meat cleavers
17. Gun lighters
18. Hammers and Shovels (As if I couldnt part with them)
19. Large and Heavy tools (see above)
20. Sabers
21. Explosives
22. Pickles and Spices (My grandmom was apparently gonna throw it in the pilots eyes)
23. Golf Clubs
24. Matchboxes
25. Radio Devices

The list is purely paranoid and not to mention stupid. Even worse, after confiscating my Grandmoms pickles and my Cousin sisters paper scissors, THEY SERVED A METAL SERRATED STEAK KNIFE INFLIGHT.

These airlines are crazy

Sayonara,
Antarius

P.S Trip was lousy... They didnt let me carry my machine gun onboard

# 50

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Water Problems

Greetings,

Question: Which river water, when mixed with anything, be it edible or not, in the ratio of 1.618:1 is poisonous to consume?

Answer: The river NILE
Reason: 1.618 parts Nile water gives you Phi-Nile which is a cleaning fluid which will kill you

Signing off feeling phi-ne,
Antarius

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The naming... didnt learn from the first issue

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BLESSING Mahwire


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The naming ceremony went wrong... somewhere

Have you noticed how there are some very weird names floating around??? Like these umpires... and their 'kith-and-kin'

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