Facts worthy of being called so?

I had a reasonably good time today. I effectively missed the whole day of school (effectively, as I had 2 practical classes where I didnt do anything)
Now, the reason. I went to a debate contest held by some Bhengolli school (NOTE: To be pronounced with a round mouth. Should you be unable to do so, put a rasgolla there). To cut the long narrative short, I shall quote one of my competitors:

Said in a very confident voice:

"On September 11th 2002, the US was attacked by terrorists."
"The massive 10 storey tall WTC towers collapsed when they were hit by a plane."

WOW!!!! Had this been a real debate, he would have been blasted to oblivion by every damned person who listened to him. ife is so unfair and so to say evil. One goes to a contest to be hit by some nonsense at par with the gigantic 10 storey buildings which are hence at level with the 30 year old LIC building in Chennai. Not to mention the date..... he evidently was in hibernation for one year......... wonder whether he tried cryogenics....

Another competitor, was under the deluge of information that US accents were cool.In all esssence, he made a royal ass of himself as his accent made everything rhyme and it sounded like a nursery rhyme that would be a childs worst nightmare.

All in all. I survived that meet. (No, you neednt rejoice, as my posts will continue). Till the next time.......

Sayonara,
Antarius