Episode III: Revenge of the jokes.........

1. Why do astrologers come up with weird stuff? [Their heads are up in space]

2. What does pink panther sing when he sees a dead ant? ["Dead - ant Dead - ant"]

3. What does pinkpanther sing when he sees a live ant? [Squishes it and sings Dead - ant]

4. What do people in debt do when they go for a drink? [They do the due]

5. How do flies communicate in Tamilnadu? [ e - Mail]

6. What would a sumo wrestler name his rock band? [Lead Zeppelin]

7. What is SISOMSO? [Reverse Osmosis]

8. Why is turning on a computer scary? [Because you have to Bhoot it]

9. what is refilling of a Gel pen called? [Add Gel]


Disclaimer: These jokes are original.Any coincidences are solely a matter of plagiarism on your part. Have a nice day.