Cool pic

Short post. Apologies. Just wanted to share a damn funny picture....

Facts worthy of being called so?

I had a reasonably good time today. I effectively missed the whole day of school (effectively, as I had 2 practical classes where I didnt do anything)
Now, the reason. I went to a debate contest held by some Bhengolli school (NOTE: To be pronounced with a round mouth. Should you be unable to do so, put a rasgolla there). To cut the long narrative short, I shall quote one of my competitors:

Said in a very confident voice:

"On September 11th 2002, the US was attacked by terrorists."
"The massive 10 storey tall WTC towers collapsed when they were hit by a plane."

WOW!!!! Had this been a real debate, he would have been blasted to oblivion by every damned person who listened to him. ife is so unfair and so to say evil. One goes to a contest to be hit by some nonsense at par with the gigantic 10 storey buildings which are hence at level with the 30 year old LIC building in Chennai. Not to mention the date..... he evidently was in hibernation for one year......... wonder whether he tried cryogenics....

Another competitor, was under the deluge of information that US accents were cool.In all esssence, he made a royal ass of himself as his accent made everything rhyme and it sounded like a nursery rhyme that would be a childs worst nightmare.

All in all. I survived that meet. (No, you neednt rejoice, as my posts will continue). Till the next time.......

Sayonara,
Antarius

All your base.........

What is this 'All your Base' business I am often asked. In a nutshell, it is a big joke and a huge fad that has extended its reaches beyond the proximity of well made objects too.

All your base is the most famous dialog from an intro movie of a computer named 'Zero wing'. It is Japanese (and looks it too). The fad has travelelled far and wide and is even present in Easter Eggs in other computer games. Even large companies like Microsoft have the 'All your base' dialog hidden as a cheat code in their world famous, revolutionary computer gamer series Age of Empires.

So, what is this all about?
Its a intro movie with horrendous english. And thats being polite. The bad guy or evil dude (Although, calling CATS cool is on par with neuroning, a phenomena which I shall explain later), is a joke and with utmost sincerity says
"ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!"

See the video. It is accompanied by a cool song in trance made by someone who believed in enjoying life. The link canbe found on my Sidebar (See video 1)

Also, before I forget, the dialog:


This dialog is still a mystery. I am not 100% positive as to what he is saying. If you know, please post it in the comments.

Till the next time. (really sleepy now)
Sayonara,
Antarius

Odd objects?

Where would you find a REAG?

[Answer in Comments]

Proximity

Proxima Centauri and Alpha Centauri are 11 million and 12 million light years away from the Earth. PC moves at12 m/s while AC moves at 14 m/s towards the Earth. The acceleration due to gravity is 9.814 m/s^2.
After one year, which is the closest star to the Earth?

[Answer in Comments]

Episode III: Revenge of the jokes.........

1. Why do astrologers come up with weird stuff? [Their heads are up in space]

2. What does pink panther sing when he sees a dead ant? ["Dead - ant Dead - ant"]

3. What does pinkpanther sing when he sees a live ant? [Squishes it and sings Dead - ant]

4. What do people in debt do when they go for a drink? [They do the due]

5. How do flies communicate in Tamilnadu? [ e - Mail]

6. What would a sumo wrestler name his rock band? [Lead Zeppelin]

7. What is SISOMSO? [Reverse Osmosis]

8. Why is turning on a computer scary? [Because you have to Bhoot it]

9. what is refilling of a Gel pen called? [Add Gel]


Disclaimer: These jokes are original.Any coincidences are solely a matter of plagiarism on your part. Have a nice day.

The Spanish scenario

Think you are so hot? Try these............

1. What do you call a Spanish Archer? [Elbows]

2. What do you call a spanish judge? [Eleven]

3. What do you call a Spanish child? [Elephant]

Can't understand?
Think it over............ till my next set of jokes, Sayonara

A very apt welcome


How are you Gentlemen? Out of pure joblessness I decided to do summat like this. As it is found that:

"When one has a problem, 20% of the people you narrate it to
dont care while the rest are happy that you have them"

It makes little sense to keep harping on problems and whatsoever. Instead, I shall make this a place to propagate my jokes. This way I can make the world a funnier place. Any critical feedback to me stopping this blog is not appreciated and necessary. Sayonara, Antarius "I am the Alpha and the Omega"