Unquotable quotes
True to my word Sykora, here are some of those quotes
1. This is by my cousins PT teacher. A short illustration is provided below (The author sincerely apologises for his lack in drawing skill)
Apparently, holding the forearm outwards builds your biceps and the other way (reverse the wrist ONLY) will build triceps...
2. "Shallow Water has less relative density"
Genius quote by a PHYSICS teacher. She is like 4 foot 10 and I wionder whether her brains were addled by the settled Carbon dioxide down there...
3. "When we go to the cold north and south poles, we find high pressure. Thus, when we go up a mountain, as the temperature decreases, the pressure increases"
A so called geography teacher enlightened me with this astounding piece of extrapolation.
4. "How many quarters are there in a Basketball game"
A former team member asked me this while playing in the AISC basketball tournament.
I replied five to the believeing mathematician...
5. "Which year did the Revolt of 1857 take place?"
True. A former classmate asked me this before ourr History exam.
6. What did Neil Armstrong do? I asked a poor soul once...
He LANDED ON THE SUN was the prompt reply.
7. These twins were sitting in my cousins bus. One points out of the window and says
"Hey (censored name) look! Your brother"
8. A friend calls me up at home on my landline and asks
"Hi Dhruv. Where are you?" As if my landline roams in the Sahara
9. An excuse for not having a car someone boasted about.
"The ship sank while shipping my car". Our future geography master had just previously announced that it was in Delhi.
10. "Properly gate closing, helps lift running"
The inscription in the elevator in my cousins place
11. "Children, please take out your notebooks, we will have OPEN BOOK DICTATION"
Former Tamil teacher who just missed the point of the exercise.
12. "Tamil kaksha main, Tamil hi bolna chaiye"
TRANSLATED: In Tamil class, speak in Tamil (Said in Hindi)
This should do for now.
All rights reserved,
by Antarius
P.S is a school in Chennai
P.P.S I assure you, this is 100% real and none of it is made up
1. This is by my cousins PT teacher. A short illustration is provided below (The author sincerely apologises for his lack in drawing skill)
Apparently, holding the forearm outwards builds your biceps and the other way (reverse the wrist ONLY) will build triceps...
2. "Shallow Water has less relative density"
Genius quote by a PHYSICS teacher. She is like 4 foot 10 and I wionder whether her brains were addled by the settled Carbon dioxide down there...
3. "When we go to the cold north and south poles, we find high pressure. Thus, when we go up a mountain, as the temperature decreases, the pressure increases"
A so called geography teacher enlightened me with this astounding piece of extrapolation.
4. "How many quarters are there in a Basketball game"
A former team member asked me this while playing in the AISC basketball tournament.
I replied five to the believeing mathematician...
5. "Which year did the Revolt of 1857 take place?"
True. A former classmate asked me this before ourr History exam.
6. What did Neil Armstrong do? I asked a poor soul once...
He LANDED ON THE SUN was the prompt reply.
7. These twins were sitting in my cousins bus. One points out of the window and says
"Hey (censored name) look! Your brother"
8. A friend calls me up at home on my landline and asks
"Hi Dhruv. Where are you?" As if my landline roams in the Sahara
9. An excuse for not having a car someone boasted about.
"The ship sank while shipping my car". Our future geography master had just previously announced that it was in Delhi.
10. "Properly gate closing, helps lift running"
The inscription in the elevator in my cousins place
11. "Children, please take out your notebooks, we will have OPEN BOOK DICTATION"
Former Tamil teacher who just missed the point of the exercise.
12. "Tamil kaksha main, Tamil hi bolna chaiye"
TRANSLATED: In Tamil class, speak in Tamil (Said in Hindi)
This should do for now.
All rights reserved,
by Antarius
P.S is a school in Chennai
P.P.S I assure you, this is 100% real and none of it is made up
Enlightenment courtesy of Antarius @ 7:36 AM
18 Comments:
i will not make a komment here
--thats for your poor nose
Poor nose thanks to you, my friend...
heh heh...hilarious.... i see that you took away a lot of (ahem) meaningful stuff from abacus....
yup
Meaningful
also shows the intelligence of some of the treachers and students
Great job. I must however agree with Archana -- You seem to have had a very "colorful" experience at the abacus.
lol! lol !
haha
Hilarious
I wish I was back in nafl just to have heard this line.....
Remember the PT Teacher
Mr. Kannan?
"Please give me pay attention"
Dhruv,
u havent seen the level at which our geography teacher takes classes
You must be having a high level of tolerance and will power to not let ur head fall on the table
considering that those are part of my past i feel that all of us should condole our juniors and pray that the force would be with them (hope that was rite !! courtesy star wars)
all this talk abt geog teachers made me emotional !!! :)
LOL
The perfect emotional SPL Thambi...
Wait for the farewell
u will get ur main screen turn on !!!
the king of emotional speeches
GK,
If u love the world,
Drop the All ur Base for a while,
Ppl out there are hostile...
Lol! Good post :D
danke
Plz have mercy on those who read this page!!Its killing us...
hey schizo
Nice of you to drop by.....
hey schizo
Nice of you to drop by.....
Thanx, but why did ya have to drop it twice??
cause once i dropped and the other time, it fell
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